Assy McGee2006

[DiLorenzo starts to disguise as a pizza delivery man to end the hostage situation]

DiLorenzo:
[anxiety] Ohh, ohh, god, DiLorenzo. Do this. Do this. Do this. Oh, come on, man. You're brave. You're brave. Oh, dear god, please give me the strength to do this.

[DiLorenzo comes inside the pharmacy]

DiLorenzo:
So, uh, yeah, here's your pie, It's, uh, on the house, my man. [sniffs] Uh, mind if I look around a bit? I ain't no cop. [chuckles] It's a good operation you run here, absolutely, absolutely.

[as DiLorenzo still staying in act, Chief notices in the Di's hidden camera that the mayor is also in this pharmacy store as well]

Chief:
Oh, you gotta be [bleep] me. It's the Mayor! The [bleep] is he doing there?

DiLorenzo:
Whoa, whoa! Hey, Mr. Mayor! Hey, look, everybody. It's our freaking mayor. It's our freaking mayor. What are you doing here, Mr. Mayor?

Mayor:
Aw, man!

DiLorenzo:
No, no, no, relax. I'll take care of this. [to Jasper] Hey, pal, you cannot do this to our mayor.

Mayor:
Idiot. I ain't goin' telling everybody I'm the Mayor.

Jasper:
Well, well, well, the Mayor? It's my lucky day.

Mayor:
Great! That's just great! Why don't you just pull the trigger now, shoot me in the head? Shoot the mayor in the head.

DiLorenzo:
Hey, no. I mean, I'm the Mayor. I'm Mayor DiLorenzo. Hey, who wants some Mayor pizza? Huh? It's getting cold. Ha ha ha.

[Jasper points the gun at DiLorenzo]

DiLorenzo:
No, no, no, no.

Woman:
He's got a gun!

DiLorenzo:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. PLEASE, I GOT TWO FREAKIN' CATS!

Jasper:
Everybody down!

DiLorenzo:
I DON'T WANT TO DIE! [runs away]

Mayor:
The Mayor tell you to get that guy.

Jasper:
No, no, no, no, man! Don't run! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU!

[Assy, Sanchez, Chief, and the police officer clapped and cheered seeing DiLorenzo getting shot, and most of them made a bet of dollars to seeing if he got shot or not ]

Jasper:
[to Mayor] See? See?

Mayor:
Oh, man, what an idiot.