Perfect Hair Forever2004

Young Man:
How do I look? [looks at his hand mirror] You better say better than you.

[Gerald sees his severed ear on the back of Young Man's head that Brenda cut off]

Gerald Bald Z:
That's my ear.

Action Hot Dog:
La la?

Young Man:
Uh, say it into my favorite ear.

Gerald Bald Z:
Oh, man. The love of my life cut your favorite ear off my head my head so she could direct me from Uncle Grandfather's sex prison to Tuna Mountain. She saves me by starting a war. In order to save her, I had to ignore her...and the plot.

Young Man; Well, you [EEF] that up, and she love me. You don't even enough hair to love.

Gerald Bald Z:
I know you say you know, but you don't even know her name.

Young Man:
Her name is Margaret. And she loves me because I have enough hair to shampoo.

Gerald Bald Z:
Most quest don't even have weddings.

Young Man:
Quests like this lead to weddings...just not yours.