Assy McGee2006

Assy McGee:
Sanchez, we need your son.

Sanchez:
What? Why? Assy, no, I don't want my son getting mixed up in --

Assy McGee:
He'll be fine, Sanchez. I've always considered Rodolpho like a son to me.

Sanchez:
Really?

Assy McGee:
I always suspected he might be mine.

Sanchez:
Assy.

Assy McGee:
Did you seriously think you were the only one who banged your wife on your honeymoon?

Sanchez:
[laughs offendedly] Very funny.

Assy McGee:
Remember? You brought the party back up to the suite you rented.

Sanchez:
Yeah.

Assy McGee:
You probably already went to bed.

Sanchez:
I passed out.

Assy McGee:
Things got wild. As I remember, we ran a train on her.

Sanchez:
Right. Right. So, if you had sex with her? What does she have on her thigh?

Assy McGee:
Uh, which one?

Sanchez:
Her left thigh.

Assy McGee:
A birthmark.

Sanchez:
Right. What does she have on her right thigh?

Assy McGee:
A tattoo -- A dolphin jumping over the moon, stretched out.

Sanchez:
DAMN IT, ASSY! You did do her, didn't you?

Assy McGee:
That's basically what I'm saying when I said I did her.

Sanchez:
You were my best man!

Assy McGee:
Well, I guess I was Brandy's best man, too.

Sanchez:
Her name is Brenda.

Assy McGee:
Brenda, Brandy -- Every day I take a leak, I'm sorry.