Assy McGee

Assy McGee2006

Director: Matt Harrigan and Carl W. Adams
Assy McGee is an American adult animated sitcom. The series featured a police detective named Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop characters, who is a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez (modeled after Luis Guzmán), the t… more »



Mr. Higgins:
You don't know who you're dealing with. We happen to be on the same team.

Assy McGee:
Are we, Higgins? Where I come from, people pay for their bikes.

Mr. Higgins:
[sighs] Today it's bikes. Tomorrow it's oil.

Assy McGee:
Oil? Wait, is this a C.I.A.-within-the-C.I.A. thing?

Mr. Higgins:
Yes.

Assy McGee:
You've been trading bikes for chemical weapons in order to destabilize regimes for oil?

Mr. Higgins:
Shh, shh, shh!

Assy McGee:
Wow!

Mr. Higgins:
Yeah. Yeah.

Assy McGee:
That's huge.

Mr. Higgins:
[laughing] I know. I know it's huge. I-I-I thought you know -- That's why you were asking qu-- Yeah, okay.

Assy McGee:
No. No. Wow. Because you keep everything lubricated -- That's why you need the oil.

Mr. Higgins:
No. No. No. No. No. No.

Assy McGee:
You need the oil.

Mr. Higgins:
Not the oil for the bikes.

Assy McGee:
But the bikes need oil.

Mr. Higgins:
The oil for the energy source.

Assy McGee:
Wow. Can I get my bike back?

Mr. Higgins:
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can get your bike back, no problem. Can you promise not to say anything about the C.I.A. within the C.I.A.?

Assy McGee:
Oh, no, yeah, sure, no, yeah.

Mr. Higgins:
Okay, great. I would appreciate that.

Assy McGee:
Right.

Assy & Mr. Higgins:
[both laugh]

Mr. Higgins:
Mums the word?

Assy McGee:
Right.

Assy & Mr. Higgins:
[both laugh]

Mr. Higgins:
Yeah.

Assy McGee:
[farts]

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