Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Puggler the Punk-Rock Juggler:
Dude! Dude! I've been looking all over for you! I intuited you'd be here, 'cause I know how you crave structure.

Puggler the Punk-Rock Juggler:
There's something I have to tell you. I'm your father.

Tude:
I have a dad! I'm a Puggler by blood! A Puggler!

Puggler the Punk-Rock Juggler:
And, mostly, I wanted to give you this precious heirloom.

[Puggler gives Xavier's Crystal to Tude]

Puggler the Punk-Rock Juggler:
It's been in the family for as long as I can remember right now.

Xavier:
THE SERPENTINE CRYSTAL!

Tude:
I can't accept this for myself, 'cause I hate you, Dad! You're smothering me, man! Just get off my back! Give me space, fascist!

[Tude throws Xavier's Crystal away]

Xavier:
No! [echoes]

[as Xavier's crystal was about to go into the portal, Sperm Buddy saves it]

Xavier:
Your spunk in the face of my cruelty has made me realize that I haven't been a good father to you. From now on, every day, I'm going to tell you about the birds and the bees. [whispers to C*m Buddy] But, like, the bees are totally... [mumbles] that butthole.