Assy McGee2006

[Assy prays for the Lord]

Assy McGee:
You know, I ain't always done right by you, Lord. But it's always the wrong reason. Figure that makes us about even. OH, MY GOD! Let's retreat and live by your tenets 24/7. [gulps]

Assy McGee:
What's the point of it all? I dare you to give me a reason to live. [point the gun on himself] JUST GIVE ME ON [bleep] REASON TO DO THIS! WHY SHOULD I LIVE WITH THIS PAIN?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!

[cuts to the next scene that the scene originally started as a wedding event]

Kelly:
Oh, my god. Are you okay?

Assy McGee:
[falling miserably on the floor] All life is suffering.

Kelly:
Oh. Like, so, do you need a lift to the reception?

Assy McGee:
OPEN BAR!