Assy McGee

Assy McGee2006

Director: Matt Harrigan and Carl W. Adams
Assy McGee is an American adult animated sitcom. The series featured a police detective named Assy McGee, a parody of tough-guy cop characters, who is a walking pair of buttocks. Along with his partner Don Sanchez (modeled after Luis Guzmán), the t… more »



[Dooley spends time with Sanchez in the car]

Father:
Tommy Dooley. How goes it, my son?

Dooley:
Tryin' to keep the faith, Father. Save me a few hail marys, will ya?

Girls:
[seductively] Hey, Dooley.

Sanchez:
[irritated] You mind rollin' the window up there, Tom?

Dooley:
Get to know the people, Sanchez -- That's what I do. That's what my Father did and his Father did and his Father did.

Sanchez:
Well, can you get to know them when I don't have the A/C on full blast, please?

Dooley:
Five men stand high on a ledge. Four decide to jump. How many are left, Sanchez?

Sanchez:
Mm...one. Maybe one left.

Dooley:
WRONG! FIVE! You see, Donnie, there's a might difference between deciding and doing.

Sanchez:
Just keep the window up in the future, please.

Dooley:
Yeah, perhaps I'll decide to!

Sanchez:
Why don't you decide to keep the window up?!

Dooley:
It doesn't matter if I don't do it.

Sanchez:
Just keep the window up, please!

Dooley:
Don't you understand? I can decide--

Sanchez:
JUST KEEP UP THE WINDOW!

Dooley:
[rolls the window up] Alright, then. There ya go.

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