Assy McGee2006

[after the CROPP incident with the old military man]

Assy McGee:
Let me save you some breath.

Chief:
That old-timer's in critical condition.

Assy McGee:
I don't now how many ways to say it, Chief. He wouldn't show me his hands.

Chief:
HE'S A PARAPELGIC!

Assy McGee:
NOBODY TOLD ME WHAT THAT MEANS!

Chief:
Well, you have plenty of time to learn, serving 5 to 10 for involuntary manslaughter.

Assy McGee:
Just tack it on to the life sentence God gave me.

Chief:
For now, two weeks no pay and mandatory counseling.

Assy McGee:
Counseling? Forget it. Johnny College ain't takin' a hike inside this head.

Chief:
You need help, Assy.

Assy McGee:
[annoyed] We done here, Chief?

Chief:
Unfortunately, we just might be. We just might be.

Assy McGee:
Well, good luck replacing integrity.