Assy McGee2006

Sanchez:
Well, here we are, champ. You excited? They got canoe and don't forget we love you, no matter how much weight you lose or you don't lose. But try to work hard ad lose some weight, okay?

[Rudolpho leaves to head to Fat Camp]

Sanchez:
[sighs] He ain't gonna lose a damn ounce.

Brenda:
DON!

Sanchez:
You want him to get the kid diabetes? HE'S ON A FAST TRACK FOR THAT!

Brenda:
I don't care about no diabetes. I just want him to be happy.

Sanchez:
Well, let me tell you something, Brenda -- Nothing about Fat Camp makes a kid happy.

Brenda:
Oh, ho, are you speaking from experience?

Sanchez:
YOU WANT TO GO DOWN THAT ROAD, HUH?! BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY A TERRIBLE CANDIDATE YOURSELF, PUMPKIN!

Brenda:
That's not what Gordon says,

Sanchez:
NOW IT'S "GORDON." HUH? It use to be "My Chiropractor Gordon". Sounds like he's looking for a new title!

Brenda:
Maybe you could lend him "WORLD'S BIGGEST A**HOLE"!

[Brenda kicks Sanchez out of the car]

Sanchez:
REAL CLASSY, YOU FAT B*TCH!