Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
Pills are just a psychotropic band-aid on a biochemical crutch. I took a pill once, and I woke up with a booty hole the size of a wine bottle, fat end first.

Xavier:
But did I whine? No, I turned to the bottle. And when I woke up from that, I met up with you fine folks to warn you about pills. Just walk it off. Your child is dead, and you can never, ever replace him. [gets an idea] That's it. I can replace him.

Pink Shirt Woman:
You can?

Xavier:
By the end of the day, you will have forgotten all about your dead turtle -- I mean son. [gasps] See?