Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Don Ho:
[to Pavlov] Sorry I had to hang you upsy-daisy.

Singing Henchman:
Listen, boss, it doesn't sound so tough saying, "upsy-daisy". Sounds like some kind of silly song, like -- [singing] Upsy-daisy, upsa-doo, let me have some candy, and let me love you!

Don Ho:
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You're a good henchman, disgracio, BUT YOU SHOULD SHUT YOUR TRENCHEON AND STICK TO YOUR HENCHIN'.

Singing Henchman:
Aw, come on, boss, you got the only singing henchman in the business. It's a twofer. [singing] I'm your twofer, got a sweet tooth for candy-andy yummy sweets. Oh, candy, whoo.

Don Ho:
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

Singing Henchman:
Hey, boss, you're getting kind of riled up. Here, have a hot towel. [singing] Hot towels, hot cocoa, and marshmall-ooh --

[while the Singing Henchman puts the hot towel on the Don Ho's head, he then starts to drop the act and ask Xavier about the plan he mentioned]

Singing Henchman:
[normal voice] You're the backup I asked form right? What are you, CIA? FBI?

Xavier:
I'm investigating for a higher power.

Singing Henchman:
I don't know how much you've been briefed, but I've been on the inside tracking Don Ho undercover 12 years. I'm this close to his big secret. Obviously, I made some bad decisions on my first day, and I've just had to stick with them. I was a hotshot kid just out of the academy, and they didn't give us enough on character development, so I was just free-balling it. I started this singing-henchman thing out of nervousness, and then the candy thing just happened. I see you've made some bad choices, too. You got the fur and the fake snake hand.

[Snake Hand bites Singing Henchman]

Singing Henchman:
Wait. You're not a cop. [goes back to acting] Ooh, candy and goo, lovin' choco-moo, yummy-yum-yum cookie, whoo.

Don Ho:
You still singing?

Singing Henchman:
No, boss, I stopped singing some time ago. [sings] Whoa!