Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Don Ho:
Hey, Disgracio, I got you a nice, big piece of candy, right through there.

Singing Henchman:
[singing] Candy is yummy, all in my tummy, yes, candy is--

[as the Singing Henchman gets close to the door, the door opens to be a manly naked beast]

Singing Henchman:
Oh, fudge.

[the manly naked beast rips the singing henchman to shreds]

Xavier:
DISCRACI-- NO! What the hell did you died to him? Who is those?

Don Ho:
My ancient chitalianese secret. I've been raisin the ultimate hit man from the time he was a baby. I taught him to kill without conscience -- Raised on hate in filth and darkness. And I fed him only lizards, paramecium, and starfish livers, all regenerative animals, so he can heal himself. Look. [cuts on one of the manly naked beast's fingers and the beast actually regrowth another finger]

Don Ho:
There's only one problem. He doesn't like his life.

[shows the manly naked beast tearing up]

Don Ho:
But I don't care, seeing as how I'm in the mafia.

Xavier:
You're in the MOB?! No wonder I didn't suspect a thing. Well, your butthole can kiss my lips goodbye.