Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Hostess gives Xavier a tour about the Natural Causes Restaurant]

Hostess:
Here each of our livestock is ensured a full, rewarding existence, waited on hand and hoof, a pampered life free from all suffering so that its aural energies are karmically pure.

Hostess:
We allow every beast the freedom to make any alternative lifestyle choice he, she, or he/she desires. Only after it dies of natural causes in the arms of its loved ones do we even think about serving it.

Hostess:
Our sensitive clientele demands a dining experience free from the infected, cannibalistic insanity of mad cow or crazy rascal's disorder.

Xavier:
That's fascinating. Anyway, so, can I use your bathroom or not?

Hostess:
I knew it. Terry, throw this guy outta here!