Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
Where's your associate? [referring Hobo #2]

Xavier:
SOOEY! Here, piggy, piggy, piggy!

Hostess:
He moistened to death in a tub of lotion. They're serving him now.

[one of the customers took a bite of the hobo hoagie that changes their personalities as the same Hobo #2 with the same quote]

Customer #1:
Looky me! I'm special! I ate somethin' fancy!

Customer #2:
Looky me! I'm special!

Hostess:
Mad Madmen's Disease. Was that TAINTED HOG?!

Xavier:
Taint? Hog? It's mannibalism.

Xavier:
They've eaten your little booty buddy. I mean, I assume you two were, uh...enh-uh! Enh-uh! [making a sex gesture]

Hobo #1:
Nothing I love sticks with me. I need a stronger adhesive than glue to heal my wounds. [starts to inhale tacks in one of his nostrils]