Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Big Papa Dick:
Every once in a world, someone comes along who's so infuriatin', no one can be violent to anythin' else around him -- A cooler. You got the gift, freak. If you stick around and be my bouncer, you'd be doin' me a fine flavor. [uses his microphone] We got 31 flavors available at the bar.

Xavier:
I'll be your violence absorber, your cosmic sponge of aggression, sucking off all the machismo you can sploot my way. I'll let these kit shickers kit the shick out of me and then let them shove the cack of their human shick in my face. I'll let them all beat the bejesus out of me and then rub the bejeez into my hair. I'll take your licks and bounce for you.

Big Papa Dick:
So you don't want to do it?

Xavier:
NO! I'M IN! [while doing a default t-pose]

Big Papa Dick:
We're gonna stay open, folks!

[everyone cheered until they started being Xavier up]

Big Papa Dick:
I'm so glad this place ain't gonna shut down. Now my dream might come true. I always knew there's nothin' more beautiful than a woman plump with child. I want to get a operation to become Big Mama Dick and experienced that joy. I saved my sperm, and once I impregnate my woman-self, I'll give birth to Baby Papa Dick and give him a sex-change operation to become Baby Mama Dick so he can give birth to me.

Big Papa Dick:
It's a simple dream, and I do believe America -- That's what he/she's about. [while saluting]

Xavier:
Glad I could be of [sniffs] cervix?