Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
I wish I could talk to my young self. Wait, if I simply remember that I did talk to my young self, that means it will have had happened. Hmm. I remember that I appeared in front of myself, and I said -- [transported inside his memory] "Go on, touch her, touch her".

Kid Xavier:
[gasps] Who are you?!

Xavier:
This may be the last time you get to touch your mother, BECAUSE SHE'S GOING TO DIE!

Xavier:
She's obviously being plagued by some sort of demon. She's vulnerable. So you have to constantly be there with her. Smother your mother. Smommy your mommy with perpetual protectionating and never let her oot from under your crab shell of your munificent vice grip for even a nano-ticond or a subtonk.

Kid Xavier:
But how can I do that? I'm just a kid.

Xavier:
[walking away like a crab] Let's scram out of here and I'll show you.