Assy McGee2006

Waitress:
You boys ready, or you need a few?

Sanchez:
Yeah, maybe just a few more --

Assy McGee:
Three eggs, runny, bacon, sausage, home fries --- Burnt. Not hashbrowns. Home fries. Give me hashbrowns, and I'll kill you. Coffee -- Black. Two bloody marys -- Three bloody marys.

Waitress:
That all?

Assy McGee:
Raisin bagel.

Waitress:
Plain and onion, sweetie.

Assy McGee:
Raisin bagel!

Waitress:
Baby, I told you, we don't have any.

[Assy then wrecks a havoc]

Assy McGee:
Meet me in my place in an hour, Sanchez.

Sanchez:
Where you going? We just ordered.

Assy McGee:
Don't like the skirt's attitude.