China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[one of the special agent shows pictures of where Ronald Reagan mess up Steve's memories]

Special Agent Green:
You can see that in each shot, no one seems to be aware of Reagan.

Steve Smith:
But I don't remember Reagan being there.

Special Agent Green:
There's also this note.

[Steve reads Ronald Reagan's note the special agents found from]

Ronald Reagan:
Dear feds, I have the time machine. These pictures should confirm my power to freeze time and change anything. Anyway, not sure what to do now. Might go kill important people or meet cool dead people. P.S. -- Tell Steve that if he mocks me again, I will freeze time and I will sh*t in his mouth. Signed, Dutch."

Baby Cakes:
Hey, read it out loud.

Steve Smith:
Shut your ass, Baby Cakes.

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