China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Steve:
You could have used your presidential power for good, but no! So now I'm gonna put every tooth rush you ever had on my nuts.

Ronald Reagan:
F*** you. You don't have nuts. Anyone can a be a critic.

Steve:
Anyone can be a president as long as you suck! So listen up -- People with power are like lions.

[then Steve and Ronald Reagan start to have a long-time conversation on why the difference between lions and zebras representing the peoples' power while everyone is still frozen in time]

[5 years later]

Steve:
All right, sure, I'm...I'm talking about deregulation here, though, the trickle-down bullsh*t. I mean, there's no way that you thought that was good for anybody.

Ronald Reagan:
A president must sacrifice most of the masses for some of the masses. Don't be so naive, son.

[50 years later]

Steve:
Pictures of women do nothing for me now. It's weird. I'm beyond the stroke.

Ronald Reagan:
I used to call thatcher for no reason, just to hear her sexy voice.

Steve:
Mm.

[100 years later]

Ronald Reagan:
All this time to talk with you has enlightened me.

Steve:
No, I'm enlightened. You thinking what I'm thinking?

Steve & Ronald Reagan:
Time Power!

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