China, Il2011

Mayor:
The Mayor's mad! Fifth time The Dean's trashed the town! Town can't have a heathen Dean running school like a whorenaysium. Mayor wants to know what the Dean will do about the sin damage, amen.

Dean:
You got city workers to clean it.

Mayor:
DEAN DON'T BELONG IN OUR GOD-FEARING TOWN!

Dean:
There is -- No -- God! No God, No God, No God, No God! Just us people trying to party before we die.

Mayor:
Really? Well, then the Mayor challenges The Dean to an arm-wrestling match. Mayor wins, he runs school. Dean wins, he gets the town. Amen?

Dean:
My arms are yelling at me to hurt you!

Mayor:
Oh, Mayor's ready. Mayor gonna win no-handed because Mayor's got God on his side.

Dean:
Ha! Are you kidding?

Mayor:
Mayor don't kid.

Dean:
Well, hell...your funeral!