China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Frank shows up to Steve and Pony as a officer working for the Mayor]

Frank Smith:
Well, well, well. Looks like I'm finally the older brother.

Steve Smith:
You really have no sense of allegiance.

Frank Smith:
[chuckles] I'm allegiant to power. I can't help it. Now all I got to do is enforce The Mayor's law and everyone respects me.

Pony:
Frank, you are such an attention whore!

Frank Smith:
The same can be said for Jesus, and look where it got him -- Queen of Heaven. Time for a contraband check.

[Steve spits on Frank's boots]

Frank Smith:
You know there's a law against spitting --

[Steve spits on Frank's face and then tackles him]

Frank Smith:
CAMERAS, HELP ME!

[Steve then gets hold back from the other officers]

Frank Smith:
Now...say I can eat all I want from a buffet! Say I'm cool! Say it!

Steve Smith:
Frank is cool...for now.

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