China, Il2011

Mayor:
Since the Mayor took control, grades are up. Been no riots. Mayor now plans to overtake all the schools in America! At Columbia, Mayor will install Frank as The Dean. FRANK?!

Frank:
Frank's honored. Frank promises to be as good as Mayor. Frank will watch surveillance feeds, especially ones in bathrooms, while Frank washes his insides out with the holy enema.

All:
[gasps]

Frank:
Frank will rid himself, as Mayor does daily, of Satan's mustard that brews in the sin pouch, here, in pants. Frank will store that mustard, like Mayor, in the cleansing belly of our mascot, Gang Sang, the Panda.