China, Il2011

Dean:
First off, super science, how did this even happen?

Professor Cakes:
Oh, well, we get pseudo-human outcomes often. We got Hair Kid, and we got the Bowl of Face, Finger Guy, and Sanford's Beard baby is due any minute.

[Sanford's beard suddenly pushes out his own baby]

Dean:
So, do we burn this thing or bore its brains out with a laser?

Baby Cakes:
Hold on. We can't just kill him.

[Frank burst through the doors]

Frank:
The History Channel people are dead. Do you know what they do to handsome guys like me in Debtors' Jail? That selfish baby dies!

Crystal:
Frank is right about this freak! Let's destroy it!

Sammy:
Yeah.

Steve:
Hold on. This isn't cut and dry, like abortion. We can't just get rid of it, right?

Dr. Falgot:
Right as ritalin, Steve. It's too young to be tried for manslaughter.

Harold:
It is really cute from far away.

Dr. Falgot:
I concur.

Crystal:
Imagine the damage it will do when it's crawling. It is a monster!

Steve:
Come on.

Dr. Falgot:
That's a fool's argument.