China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Dean:
What the f*** is going on here, Prof. Cakes?

Professor Cakes:
Well, he's about 90, and his brain had no time to develop, so he's at a catatonic level of retardation.

Dr. Falgot:
Cancer, diabetes, in-grown hairs. This thing is in pain. But he's so huge, he's impossible to medicate, let alone feed. And then there's this.

[shows the next scene where Steve is caring the old man as a son while dressed in a Mary Poppins suit]

Steve:
[to his son] A spoonful of nothin' helps the nothin' go down.

Pony:
Dean, I know mercy killing is illegal, but in this situation, it seems reasonable, right?

Baby Cakes:
Hey, who's to say if he's happy or not?

Dean:
Got to wait him out, gracefully, while he starves.

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