China, Il2011

Dean:
Court is now in session! Prosecution, what say you guys?

Steve Smith:
Dean, we request the death sentence.

Dean:
Defense.

Professor Cakes:
Uh, our lead lawyer just pulled up.

[Frank showed up while still having all his bling]

Frank Smith:
Apologies to the court. I was praying with our giant loved one out there. Such a strong soul.

Steve Smith:
Objection, your honor. Come on!

Frank Smith:
Yeah, objection overruled, because Steve is a callous son of a b*tch!

Dean:
That's a real objection, Frank!

Frank Smith:
I'll sustain it. I'll sustain it. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do we throw away our elderly? No! Not when they have so much to give!

Steve Smith:
Your honor, I don't know how, but Frank is profiting from my son.

Frank Smith:
This is not about me, but about a Dad who is done with his son now that he is an old giant.

Steve Smith:
Right. My son is old, and now it is legal to punish him for his murders. His execution will help us all heal as a society.

Dean:
[cries] Steve wins! The giant will be executed in the usual manor. Acid shall be poured into his ears, then he will be rolled into the ocean!