China, Il2011
Genre: Comedy
Dean:
Steve, tenure is the highest promotion a professor can receive. You are now unfireable...and almost rich.
Pony:
[sighs] I wish I could get tenure and be almost rich.
Frank Smith:
Pony, tenure is only for the top profs, okay? It means you really don't have to work anymore, and god, I hope I'm next.
Professor Cakes:
There you go [slaps Steve with a rubber glove] Tenure.
Sammy:
[also slaps Steve with a rubber glove] Tenured!
Steve Smith:
Thank you. I've worked my whole life for this. I'm finally unfireable. I can do...anything. W-What do I do now?
Dean:
You'll learn to like your new life. See, I can't be fired from being the most awesome guy around either. I'm everyone's boss, got the best house, and best wife! And I'm content with it.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on July 31, 2024
Modified by timothyj.29104 on December 06, 2024
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