China, Il2011

Dean:
Steve, tenure is the highest promotion a professor can receive. You are now unfireable...and almost rich.

Pony:
[sighs] I wish I could get tenure and be almost rich.

Frank:
Pony, tenure is only for the top profs, okay? It means you really don't have to work anymore, and god, I hope I'm next.

Professor Cakes:
There you go [slaps Steve with a rubber glove] Tenure.

Sammy:
[also slaps Steve with a rubber glove] Tenured!

Steve:
Thank you. I've worked my whole life for this. I'm finally unfireable. I can do...anything. W-What do I do now?

Dean:
You'll learn to like your new life. See, I can't be fired from being the most awesome guy around either. I'm everyone's boss, got the best house, and best wife! And I'm content with it.