China, Il2011

[Pony takes Dean with him when the manager was about to cut Dean's liver]

Pony:
Man, why do you got to that place? You've got the hottest wife in town.

Dean:
To make my life interesting. Being turned isn't as easy as it looks. Man! You saved my life, Pony.

Pony:
No, Dean, I saved mine. Here's the deal. You make me a tenured professor, or I tell your wife.

Dean:
But she'll divorce me! People can't know I'm not perfect.

Pony:
Should have thought of that before you got hooked on wrinkle diddling.