China, Il2011

[Frank becomes a student to ruin Pony's tenure]

Frank Smith:
Oh, here she is! Fake teacher. Right here. [laughs]

Pony:
Okay, class. "America's Westward Expansion". Let's jump right in.

Frank Smith:
Jump in piss, teach!

Students:
Shh!

Frank Smith:
Whatever.

Pony:
So, the Americans didn't need more land, but the natural resources were like...the gravy on potatoes.

Students:
Oh!

White Haired Student:
It's finally clear! If potatoes are covered in gravy, then I'll kill anyone to get 'em!

Pony:
And that is exactly what the early Americans did. We killed everybody.

Students:
[clapped]

Frank Smith:
Oh, my god. She's...Amadeus-ing.