China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[after the Zodiac Zoociety part]

Frank:
So...where were you two last night? Hmm?

Steve:
We were at the movies.

Frank:
Oh, great! First, she robs me of my tenure, and now she's your f***ing girlfriend?!

Steve:
No, see, it was a tenure orientation film.

Frank:
Oh, h-how was that?

Pony:
Really wasn't for me.

Steve:
What?! I cannot wait for next time.

Pony:
Oh, I can wait.

Steve:
Pony, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Pony:
No. Always look a gift horse in the mouth. Trojan Horse, anyone? Am I the only person who knows history?

Frank:
[thinking] There is something going on here. And I am going to f*** it up.

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