China, Il

     

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »


Steve Smith:
Ugh! I can't believe I don't have a date. I got to steal someone's wife or show my penis.

Pony:
[drunk] You couldn't steal anyone's wife.

Steve Smith:
Look...

Pony:
[drunk] Now, I? I could take any of these mofos from any b*tch in here!

Steve Smith:
Well, then the first person who has a stolen date tonight gets --

Pony:
Respect. Real-deal respect.

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