China, Il2011

[since Steve accidentally told Frank that he steals Frank's date, Frank gets Steve with a payback while being conjoined]

Steve Smith:
Jen, it's not you, it's us.

Frank Smith:
Jen, it's obvious, Steve loves you. He may try to break up with you here, but that's just him wanting to save you from --

[Jen suddenly huffs paint]

Jen:
[stifled] Don't worry, Steve. Only two things matter to me. [exhales] Loyalty and huffing paint.

Frank Smith:
Wow. I had no idea you were...so loyal.

Jen:
Wow, right?

Steve Smith:
[puts Jen's bag down] Jen, not here.

Frank Smith:
Don't listen to him. It's all an act. He's such a little protector.

Jen:
You know, Frank, I never knew you were cool. I always thought you were like... [huffs paint again] ...a perv, you know?

Frank Smith:
[selfly-awares, but not in public] Yeah, I get that sometimes.

Jen:
Yeah. I'm with you, Steve, all the way. [holds the bag] You want some?

Steve Smith:
F*** no.

Frank Smith:
Later, because I did a garbage bag of lacquer before we got here, so...