Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier goes to the last door]

Xavier (as a girl):
I don't want to play with dollies, mommy. I want to ramble the world to help folks.

Gay Man:
[crying]

Xavier (as a girl):
What's wrong, little girl?

Gay Man:
I can't go to heaven 'cause I'm gay.

Xavier (as a girl):
I'll smuggle you to heaven via the under-brown maleroad. Once I shove you up this trojan arse, you'll be the first gay homo in heaven. The blacky robinson Uncle-Tom Crusoe-mo!

[the Gay Man gets sent to heaven by killing the preacher that Xavier shoved the Gay Man up the preacher's butt]

Security God:
Intruder alert! There has been a breach in the system! Heaven will self-destruct in 10 seconds if the intruder does not reveal themselves. 10, 9...

Gay Man:
Okay, it's me.

Security God:
You have sacrificed yourself for the good of the whole. You are the new messiah. What will be your first act as MESSIAH?!

Gay Man:
My first act is to...

[Gay Man turns into a black man by exploding his Gay body self]

Black Man:
...drop the act. Now lemme get some white woman for the first black man in heaven.