Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier (as Ryan):
Listen, before we go out to dinner, I think it's time little Tara and I had the talk. Her body is going through some confusing changes.

Old Ryan's Wife:
But her name is Cindy. I don't think tha--

Xavier (as Ryan):
Cindy looks up to me so much. [to Cindy] Sweetie, I know this is a scary time. Have you noticed blood in your panties.

Cindy:
[crying]

Xavier (as Ryan):
Don't worry. Your panties will be bloody soon enough. Our little one's got the big d-jealousy. [after kicking his son]