Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Boss:
Okay, for some reason, we got a huge surplus of Cheap Ching Chong Hot Dogs. We'd make a killing if we could sell these Ching Dogs.

Peterson:
I know! Let's do something normal.

Boss:
Come on, Peterson. That's old paradigm.

Peterson:
It was New Ryan's idea. He said he had a solution that would blow you away.

Boss:
Oh, yeah? Come on, golden boy. What do you know about moving hot dogs?

Xavier (as Ryan):
I know I was moving my hot dog in and out of Peterson's Wife's buns last night.

Peterson:
My wife is dead.

Xavier (as Ryan):
I never said it was consensual. Don't worry. I used "condiments". She enjoyed it with "relish". Her mouth passed "mustard". I could hardly "ketchup" to her vagina!