Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

Xavier:
Okay, look unalive, people. Here we go! Ladies and gentlemuslims, arabs of all stroke, we got a "goozum" on the loose, so keep your muzzy limbs inside the "tramboatel" at all times, less you want to lose them on a goozum". I'm your tour guide, your pure snide with white pride, here to keep you alive.

Xavier:
And if you look to your left, you're gonna wanna turn to your right, where you'll see a robotic depiction of a typical American town. Only difference is these ameribots are double-double programmed to not hate you, even though you're Muslims.

Xavier:
Coming up ahead is the pride of the city, the lotion factory, with its famed 2-million-gallon silos of anti-aging cream.

Muslim Man:
And all of these people here are robots?

Xavier:
Yep.

Muslim Man:
So lifelike...it even looked like that robot winked at you conspiratorially.

Xavier:
You can touch them all you want, here or here. Just don't play grab-ass. Psst. Show my butt what my mouth means, just to be safe.