Xavier: Renegade Angel2007

[Xavier tries many brains to find his mother's personality]

Xavier:
Oh, so many. Let's try...I don't know -- This one. [uses the first brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
CELLOPHONE GRAPE SHIELDS SILTS THROATS AND --

Xavier:
Nope. [tries the second brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
[wilhelm scream]

Xavier:
Nope. [tries the third brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
[Italian accent] Hey, pa, I forgot how pizza works.

Xavier:
Dumb wop. Could have used a goombotomy. [tries the fourth brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
GOOOOOAAL!

Xavier:
Damn it, I had money on that game. [tries the fifth brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
[crows like a rooster]

Xavier:
Oh, chicken. Yum. [eats the fifth brain piece]

[Xavier puts the sixth brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
[McGultry's voice] I think my hallucination snuck into the --

Xavier:
That fella's nuttier than my pants at a coffin sale. [tries the seventh brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
[Xavier's voice] How'd that get in there?

[Xavier sniffs the seventh brain piece]

Xavier:
That's better. I've got a good feeling about this one. [tries the eight brain piece]

Xavier's Mom:
Son, how'd you find me?

Xavier:
Mom, it worked!

Xavier's Mom:
I faked my death to get away from you. I hate you!

Xavier:
You can say that, mommy, but don't mean it.