Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Bert:
Oh my. It...it can't be.

[Bert sees an american tank with Jesus Christ]

Bert:
Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ:
Come my son, you are needed in the front lines of God's army.

Bert:
I'm coming, Jesus.

Jesus Christ:
So, you ever been in a tank before?

Bert:
Brrrrrr!

Jesus Christ:
What did you say?

Bert:
Sorry, sorry, I uh, just can't seem to stop shaking.

Jesus Christ:
It's okay. Doctor Jesus is here. [scratches Bert] You wound up like a spring my son. [uses lotion] Let me enlight you.

Bert:
Oh, that's great. [gets scratched real hard] Ow. Ow!

[Bert then realize he's been imagining Jesus as a tiger the whole time while inside of garbage bin]

Bert:
OH MY GOD! I don't understand the symbolism.

Mortimer:
[to Tammy] I'm not touching that thing. You open it.

Tammy:
Here. [puts a lock on garbage bin] Let's just let him rest.

Bert:
PRAISE JESUS!