Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Bert and Tammy takes Demon Baby at a play date]

Tammy:
Look at that. They're sharing.

[Demon Baby stings one of the other babies]

Bert:
Good hustle. Good hustle. Way to mix it up.

Tammy:
He's such a little jock. DOMINATE! THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!

Woman:
Hey, uh, yeah, ah -- I don't want to be one of those overbearing parents, but would it be too much trouble to ask if --

Bert:
Hey, lady, it would be too much to ask, you know? 'Cause your kid needs to step up his game.

Tammy:
[mocking] "Oh, I can't handle venom".

Bert:
[mocking] "Oh, boo-hoo-hoo. Oh, who wants to go to the hospital? Me, me, me". That's you. That's your kid.

Demon Baby:
[growls]

Woman:
Um...why is your baby staring at my crotch?

Bert:
Well, obviously you're menstruating.

Tammy:
He can smell that from a mile away. [to Bert] Just like his father.

[Demon Baby tackles and stings Woman]

Tammy:
You have to let them explore and discover on their own.

Bert:
Hey, you handle your own kid and we'll hand ours, alright?

Tammy:
I don't like the schools in this district.

Bert:
I don't like schools at all.

Tammy:
I want to see what school is like so he can drop out on his own -- You know, make his own mistakes.

Bert:
And he hasn't made one yet.

Tammy:
[laughing] I know. He's a f***ing miracle.