Soul Quest Overdrive2011

Mick:
Hey, pal. This sh*t tastes like dog sh*t by the way.

Bert:
Come on. That's delicious chicken and kibble. Just pressed into the shape of tiny steaks.

Mortimer:
You're going to serve it to them in a bowl?

Bert:
Hold on. I haven't activated the gravy yet.

[Bert pees in the bowl of tiny stakes]

Bert:
Mmm. See? See?

Mortimer:
[sighs] Well, at least it's protein.

Tammy:
Alright, let's do it.

Bert:
But Tammy, uh, you might lose shotgun, and then Mortimer's --

Mortimer:
No, no, no. It's cool. It's clearly dog food. I'm just gonna go chill in the car.

Bert:
YES!

[Mick eats the elderly dog's food bag]

Tammy:
No, that's for the old people.

Mick:
PUNK'S NOT DEAD!

[Mick bounces around the van like maniac and then smokes]

Tammy:
[realizes] Gross. It is dog food. [eats one of them]

Mortimer:
Yeah, I said that. I-I know that.

Tammy:
But why?

Mortimer:
Because he's gonna steal stuff from old people because we don't have anything.

Tammy:
...That's stealing.

Mortimer:
Tammy, the needs of the many. Outweigh the needs of the few. That's from "Star Trek".