Soul Quest Overdrive2011

[Mortimer sees the Elderly Man trying to hump Bert]

Mortimer:
[clears throat] Um, nice to meet you.

Elderly Man:
Now roll up a newspaper and swat me. I've been bad. But first, let me leave something on the floor. [looking at Tammy] Let me earn it.

Mortimer:
Uh, my name's --

Elderly Man:
Mortimer, right?

Mortimer:
[surprised] Yeah.

Elderly Man:
And your name's [sniffs Tammy's butt] Sammy?

Tammy:
Uh, Tammy.

Elderly Man:
Mm. Threw me off. You must have been clenching your buttocks. [grabs and sniffs Tammy's butt again] Ooh. Smells like someone's a big fan of "The Boss".

Tammy:
I love Bruce Springsteen.

[police sirens wailing noises outside the window]

Elderly Man:
Oh, would you excuse me. [to the police cars] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! W-what are you doing? W-where are you going? Where's the fire? I hope you put it out! I HOPE YOU PUT IT OUT! It's gone. They left.

Mortimer:
Uh, maybe we should be going too, right Bert?

Bert:
[stealing more stuff] Oh, no, we've still got time.