China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
Okay, so when I left [groans] I had to take an emergency crap by my car. Right there. So I looked up and I saw a girl getting into her car and she me [bleep] Oh, I'll never be able to crap in front of her again! Oh! Oh! The margs want out!

Steve Smith:
[chuckles] Keep it in. Keep it in. let me think, uh...okay, what was she wearing?

Frank Smith:
[groans] I don't know, man. She was wearing, like, a red polo and khakis. [farts] Hey, aaaah!

Steve Smith:
Bullseye. [chuckles]

[Steve literally points to a store that says Bullseye]