China, Il2011

Frank Smith:
So I had a pocket knife out -- I was scared from the slapping, you know? And then I felt this hand on my shoulder, and I stabbed first and questioned later. And it turned out it was my neighbor.

Steve Smith:
Oh, the girl with the shorts.

Frank Smith:
[scoffs] No! You pervert! Bobby! He had my FedEx package that he didn't want stolen. He's so sweet.

[Frank then knocks on Bobby's door]

Bobby:
[opens door] Now, Frank, before you go saying anything, I should have never snuck up on you.

[Frank quickly stabs Bobby, then runs away]