China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Baby Cakes gets in a argument with The Dean]

Baby Cakes:
Oh, what? I got to make an appointment now, you sellout, fat-cat, time-management enthusiast?

Dean:
Who you want, baby Cakes?

Baby Cakes:
I want to tell you that this money stuff sucks.

Dean:
You suck!

Baby Cakes:
What are you doing this for?

Dean:
What are you for?

Baby Cakes:
Students are freakin'. Even Pony's got to drop out.

Dean:
Pony should pony up. Why do you care?

Baby Cakes:
Because I'm a cool-ass care bear. Just open your eyes. You'll see that.

Dean:
I see a fat, giant man baby who loves to cry and grow fat all over himself.

Baby Cakes:
That's aside, people seem poor, sad, or something.

Dean:
So, mind your own beeswax. Who do you think are -- Robin Hood?

Baby Cakes:
Maybe I am. Who is that?

Dean:
Kevin Costner.

Baby Cakes:
Sh*t, yeah, then. I'm whoever that is.

Dean:
No, you're not. Kevin Costner is nine-feet-tall and ripped as sh*t. Hair all flowing back like a falcon's tail. Watch him in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". You could never be him.

Baby Cakes:
Fine. I'll Netflix it. F you, by the way, you dick butt villain.

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