China, Il2011

Pony:
Blowing your mind, Chica?

Chica:
[chuckles] Oh, I think I know what's going on here. You waddled your fat-cat american ass down here thinking that Mexico was as dirty and cheap as Selena Gomez.

Pony:
I didn't waddle.

Chica:
Miss, this is a university. It costs thousands of dollars, not dozens.

Pony:
But what about all the pictures online of Mexicans drinking coronas on the beach in hammocks?

Chica:
Maybe it was the f***ing weekend, you racist! Look, this won't even get you a hotel, let alone tuition or a condo or even a book.