China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



Baby Cakes:
Oh, good evening, gentlemen.

Steve Smith:
Baby Cakes, why are you dressed like Clark Kent?

Baby Cakes:
Why are you dressed like nasty car enthusiasts?

Frank Smith:
Because we're f***ing rich now.

Baby Cakes:
Oh, really? Would you excuse me, then, please? [secretly leaves]

Frank Smith:
[to Steve] So, anyway, have you ever heard of porpoising? Just YouTube it. It's kinda like what I do in the pool with the soccer ball.

[Baby Cakes makes his entrance as Robin Hood again]

Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood):
Ha Ha! Good morrow, gallots!

Steve Smith:
Baby Cakes, what the hell?

Baby Cakes (as Robin Hood):
I'll be taking THIS. [grabs the money from Steve and Frank] HOO-HA! HUZZAH! [pants on bike] This alter-ego f***ing really works!

Frank Smith:
[to Steve] AAH! I've told you over and over we shouldn't hang out with deranged motherf***er! Seriously!

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