China, Il2011

Tonyanna:
So.. what's my special man want to do for his birthday next weekend, huh?

Steve Smith:
Yeah, my birthday...right. Hey, Baby Cakes, I need that book I let you borrow. You know, "Of Mice and Men"?

Baby Cakes:
Oh, right! You know I'm sorry but I lost it.

Steve Smith:
UGH! I need that book you idiot! You know I read "Of Mice and Men" at least once a month. UGH! I can't believe you.

Tonyanna:
Steve! Be nice.

Steve Smith:
No, no, no! This guy ALWAYS loses my "Of Mice and Men" books! I mean, I hate him. [to Baby Cakes] I hate you. I'm done with you. [to Sexy Woman] I hate you.

Baby Cakes:
[cries]

Tonyanna:
Stop it, Steve! He's crying! I had no idea you could be so mean.

Baby Cakes:
I'll buy you another one, Steve! Please! Just like me again!

Steve Smith:
Pssh.

Tonyanna:
[scoffs] I don't think I can deal with this side of you.

[as Tonyanna leaves, Steve and Baby Cakes cut all the drama act and laugh it out]

Steve & Baby Cakes:
[both laugh]

Baby Cakes:
When you gave me the "Of Mice and Men" signal, I knew it it was time to do our trick. Well, why don't you just break up with her?

Steve Smith:
Nah, I'd rather get dumped for being a bad boy. Then other girls will want to try and tame me.