China, Il2011

[Baby Cakes works at a library]

Steve:
Baby Cakes, you work here? I mean, you can do work?

Baby Cakes:
You know, it's a funny story. Me and Carabas met playing D&D, and then we started eating paint off the shrimping docks, and now I'm running his store because he's teaching your class.

Steve:
[sees a book] "Ancient Astronaut Bible Explanations"?

Baby Cakes:
Oh, yeah!

Steve:
What's with that, uh, flock of virgins over there?

Baby Cakes:
That's A.A. -- Ancient Astronauts Society. You know, they meet every Tuesday with Carabas.

Steve:
Carabas...I got to talk to that dick.

Baby Cakes:
Look, you and Carabas are just like Dumbledore and Gandalf. First, you want to fight, but pretty soon, you're gonna want to screw.