China, Il2011

Pony:
Thank you so much for pushing me into Spanish, Steve. I felt like a bad latina, but now, with a week's worth of Spanish, I feel at one with my people.

Carabas:
That is excellent, Pony. Now, as a bilingual, you should work to integrate the two halves of yourself.

Pony:
That is great advice, Steve.

Frank Smith:
No, no! Your advice is way off, brother! I tried your move and Grace didn't f*** me! Instead, she's got me slathering balm all over her crispy sister.

Carabas:
She trust you with secrets. Sexual acts are sure to follow. Persevere -- Like the cigar-shaped UFOs against the glowing orbs in the sky over Nuremberg in 1561.

Frank Smith:
Strange...strange choice of words, but yeah. Okay. I hear you.