China, Il

China, Il2011

Director: Brad Neely
Genre: Comedy
China, IL (meaning China, Illinois) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Brad Neely for the Adult Swim programming block on Cartoon Network. The series was originally conceived as a web series on Adult Swim's defunct comedy website,… more »



[Ronald Reagan disguise as President Clinton to get into Jefferson's private sanctuary]

Security Guard:
President Clinton? You usually arrive at 3:00. It's noon.

Ronald Reagan:
Well, that's because I...that's because I...

Baby Cakes:
[on headphones] Ask him if he likes to party!

Frank:
[on headphones] Abort that order! No, don't abort the mission, though! Okay, j...just hold on! Okay, think Clinton stuff. Um...say you're getting a blow job later!

Ronald Reagan:
Something came up. I got to give a lady the old "Arkansas Toothpick".

Frank & Baby Cakes:
[sighs]

Baby Cakes:
Oh, that's close.

Frank:
GET OUT! GET OUT! You are off the mission.

Baby Cakes:
But I'm Morgan Freeman!

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