China, Il2011

Dean:
[drunk] Frickin' Winker is a national treasure! Check this out. [open up his chestbox] I'm gonna give Kenny the keys to the campus.

Frank Smith:
Man, you're f***ing crazy! Don't you know what those things can do?!

Dean:
[drunk] F*** you.

Steve Smith:
[laughing] Those are way too dangerous for you to have in your condition. Now come on. Give me the keys. Give me the keys.

Dean:
[drunk] Good lookin' out.

[Dean gives Steve the keys for safety]

Dean:
[drunk] But if you two lose 'em, I will make your worst nightmare come true.

Frank Smith:
[worried] You mean...you'll pull our d*cks off?

Dean:
[drunk] Whatever you don't want to happen...will.